Tuesday, October 18, 2011

A Woman's Wrath.

This is a very amusing and somewhat frightening story about my niece, Emma. It begins eight years ago, when she was five. She was at my parents place, just her and Papa. After she went to the bathroom, she wanted Papa to wipe her bum. This is a boundary that Papa just won’t cross.

She was stubborn, but so was he. In an act of compassion, he brought her a small table with a coloring book and crayons. Nana came home (I think it was four hours later) to find her asleep on the toilet, sprawled over her coloring.

Flash-forward eight years. Papa’s routine involves going straight to the can after getting home from work. You guessed it – there was no toilet paper. Eight years later, Emma finally got her revenge. As an act of compassion, she left him a coloring book. For the coup de gras, it was open to a picture of a donkey.

Tune in Friday, when I’ll have a review of Steven Tremp’s novel “Breakthrough.”


  1. Hahahaha! Oh my gosh ... How funny ...

  2. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, dear. Sounds like Emma and her Papa have some personality struggles. Too cute.

  3. haha! Emma certainly knows how to get her revenge. :D

  4. Great story. And thanks for the upcoming review of Breakthrough! I'm looking forward to that!

  5. Emma is one cool kid. LOL. Loved this story.

  6. I LOVE Emma! Sounds like something someone in my family would do. We remember EVERYTHING and just when you think you're safe, BAM you're wiping your ass with a donkey coloring book.